Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of
Babes
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of
kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his
mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.
"How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy
picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.
"I think it's printed on the bottom."
*****
Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother
noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your
shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a
raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW
they're my feet."
*****
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said,
"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two
fingers." A little voice from the back of the room
asked, "How will that help?"
*****
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and
began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of
animal crackers and spread them all over the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The
box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy
explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
*****
Can people predict the future with cards? My mother
can. Really? Yes, she takes one look at my report
card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.
*****
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He
read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and
flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to
salt." His son asked, "What happened to the
flea?"
*****
A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer.
She was reciting it all by herself without help from her
mother. She said, "And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us some e-mail. AMEN."
**Submitted by: Linda Over**
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- Be joyul always; pray continuosly; give thanks in all circumstances for this is
- God's will for you in Christ Jesus.
- 1 Thes. 5:16 NIV
Date this page was last edited: Sunday, December 20, 1998
